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borrachaparranderaatrevida:

Perrona La Rola !!

Diana Reyes Ft. Jenni Rivera - Ajustando Cuentas 

Estoy tocando a tu puerta 
porque vengo a reclamarte 
ya hay muchos que me dijeron 
que te paseas con tu amante 
pero que eres mala amiga 
mala amiga resultaste 

Antes de achacarme algo 
mira quién es el culpable 
yo trate de confesarte 
y no quisiste aceptarlo 
tu marido es ojo alegre 
y pues no pude evitarlo 

Y por ser un ojo alegre 
tu lista que te apuntaste 
seguro que te obligo 
y no pudiste negar 
te le metiste a mi cama 
tu también me traicionaste 

Deja de hacerte la ilusa 
vamos a ajustando cuentas 
tu cometiste el error 
de que lo tomara en cuenta 
bien que tú me platicabas 
lo que te hacía en la cama 

Hay que ponernos de acuerdo 
vamos ajustando cuentas 
hay que dejarlo las dos 
para que el cabrón lo sienta 
no hay que pelearnos nosotras 
busquémonos quien nos consienta 

Chiquita me lo quieres quitar 
préstalo pa ca 
ayyy 

Vamos a jugarle un cuatro 
y a divertirnos tantito 
vamos a decirle a todas 
que lo tiene muy chiquito 
que no sirve pal arranque 
solo dura un momentito 

Hay que apoyarnos mujeres 
y dejar al que nos mienta 
hay que dejarlo sufrir 
que llore y que se arrepienta 
y que sepa valorarnos 
que no nos crean su sirvientas 

Hay que ponernos de acuerdo 
vamos ajustando cuentas 
hay que dejarlo las dos 
para que el cabrón lo sienta 
no hay que pelearnos nosotras 
busquémonos quien nos consienta 

rumour:

this is more important than universal healthcare 

rumour:

this is more important than universal healthcare 

dean-the-piesexual:

*short haired people sobbing in the corner*

effies-trinket:

"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." - Walt Disney

lemme-holla-at-you:

Xoxo
chanel-and-louboutins:

✝
itspartyrehab:

Cervesas Preparadas Recipe | Smirnoff Preparadas Recipe
Ingredients: 
Smirnoff Ice (Mango or Tropical Fruit is my favorite)
Lemon or Limes
Chamoy Powder
Candy (Gummy Bears, Sour Strips, Gummy Worms, or any other candy you want)
Chile Powder
Fruit (Cherries, Strawberries, Mango, or whatever fruit you want)
Chamoy Liquid
Instructions:We recommend fresh fruit over canned. You can add or take away any ingredient you don’t like or substitute it for something else. You can also choose the Smirnoff flavor of your choice. Smirnoff makes many flavors of their drinks so pick your favorite flavor & work around it. If you like apples then you get the Smirnoff Green Apple flavor drink & add fresh diced apples to your taste.This Smirnoff Preparada drink is very popular in deep south Texas. It was invented in Mexico & has migrated across the border to Texas. Here in the valley drive-thru stores you can pick up one of these drinks for about $8.00 each. It’s a 24oz cup served with a 12oz Smirnoff Ice malt beverage flavor of your choice.
Add ice
Pour in Smirnoff Ice of your choice
Add fruits and candies to the top of the glass.
Add seasonings, fruit seasonings, and chamoy liquid to your liking.
Enjoy!

itspartyrehab:

Cervesas Preparadas Recipe | Smirnoff Preparadas Recipe

Ingredients:

  • Smirnoff Ice (Mango or Tropical Fruit is my favorite)
  • Lemon or Limes
  • Chamoy Powder
  • Candy (Gummy Bears, Sour Strips, Gummy Worms, or any other candy you want)
  • Chile Powder
  • Fruit (Cherries, Strawberries, Mango, or whatever fruit you want)
  • Chamoy Liquid

Instructions:

We recommend fresh fruit over canned. You can add or take away any ingredient you don’t like or substitute it for something else. You can also choose the Smirnoff flavor of your choice. Smirnoff makes many flavors of their drinks so pick your favorite flavor & work around it. If you like apples then you get the Smirnoff Green Apple flavor drink & add fresh diced apples to your taste.

This Smirnoff Preparada drink is very popular in deep south Texas. It was invented in Mexico & has migrated across the border to Texas. Here in the valley drive-thru stores you can pick up one of these drinks for about $8.00 each. It’s a 24oz cup served with a 12oz Smirnoff Ice malt beverage flavor of your choice.

  1. Add ice
  2. Pour in Smirnoff Ice of your choice
  3. Add fruits and candies to the top of the glass.
  4. Add seasonings, fruit seasonings, and chamoy liquid to your liking.
  5. Enjoy!

kidd-nasty:

pluom:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

tagged/me

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